February 2017 - NATIONAL SHAMPOO

NEW APP DETECTS SARCASM IN TEXT MESSAGES

February 24, 2017February 24, 2017 SCIENCE 4

A new app called “Sarcaster” will tell you just how likely it is that your friend is employing sarcasm in a text message.

February 24, 2017February 24, 2017 HEALTH 6

In response to restrictions placed on the sale and distribution of genetically modified food products, milk giant Monsanto today released a statement

February 23, 2017February 23, 2017 WORLD 2

Visitors to the Indian subcontinent awoke this morning to a grisly scene.

February 15, 2017February 15, 2017 SPORTS 4

In what will be remembered as one of the all-time great sports interviews, gifted athlete Bigstrong Gudenfast deflected a record 19 questions

February 15, 2017February 17, 2017 SPORTS 4

BreLon Jim today lashed out on social media in response to criticism that he is a whiny little brat.

February 15, 2017February 17, 2017 SCIENCE 8

Across the green-gold plains of rural Tennessee, strange objects hide in the tall grass.

February 15, 2017June 29, 2017 LOCAL 2

Los Angeles – The chill fills in just before the sun sets in downtown’s majestic MacArthur Park.

February 15, 2017February 18, 2017 NATIONAL 0

When Buk Muk Hashog opened fire on the dais at the Cass County Elks lodge the crowded hall lit up

February 15, 2017February 23, 2017 WORLD 1

The small island nation of Ikepegagu accidentally elected the wrong candidate to it’s highest official post on Tuesday

February 10, 2017February 17, 2017 NATIONAL 1

Dakotas, North America After months of contentious protest, the illegal intrusion of protected Sioux nation lands is coming to an end.