PUTIN SUPPLIES CLEAN WATER TO FLINT, MICHIGAN

In a humanitarian effort not seen since the Berlin airdrop, Russia delivered 3,000 liters of fresh, clean drinking water on US soil today. The jet planes appeared to be the same Russian models used to drop supplies to refugees in Syria.

The aircraft dotted the skies of Flint, Michigan like a high-flying flock of geese. Thousands of tiny parachutes floating aloft, bearing crates off bottled Baikali water, freshly melted of Siberian snow, drifted lazily below the clouds.

“I think Americans deserve clean drinking water,” the Russian President said in a prepared statement.

Grateful, Jim and his buddies at the pub in downtown Flint appreciated the return of the life-giving nourishment of clean water to their beer-dreary palettes.

“We can’t make beer without water!” said Grateful as he wiped the foam from his stranded grey beard.

6 thoughts on “PUTIN SUPPLIES CLEAN WATER TO FLINT, MICHIGAN

  1. Can they do a food drop in LA next? A steady diet of borscht might make these vagrants rethink how hungry they actually are.

  2. That’s wonderful news. The people in flint deserve a break. First the flammable water and then the thing with the fluoride. It’s good to see someone with a kind heart help.

  3. That’s not true about the beer. The Belgians were known to use non-water based fluids in beer production until laws were changed at the turn of the century. (not this one, last one)

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