WORLD CHAMPION CRIES LIKE BABY

BreLon Jim today lashed out on social media in response to criticism that he is a whiny little brat.

BreLon Jim

“I’ll defend myself by making personal attacks on those who criticize me,” said Jim.

He then aired a list of transgressions his critic, former player and sports analyst Snarls Baldy, had purportedly committed against the valor of the sports gods. Most egregious of these preparations: Baldy is a gambler and womanizer. Gambling and womanizing, of course, are the two deadly sins of basketball that all NBA players swear an oath never to commit.

Jim failed to address his constant bickering, whining, rock-kicking, and twitter-spewing; behavior which Baldy (and most humans alive) have criticized for decades.

4 thoughts on “WORLD CHAMPION CRIES LIKE BABY

  1. Y’all need more Noam Chomsky in your life. Sports are just a modern day version of the gladiator games meant to distract us from shit that really matters.

  2. And they were squirrels! REAL SQUIRRELS! and there were thousands… This ain’t no metaphor. nah man…….. This **** is real!

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